Apparently, If you want to be a famous blogger, you have to be a mom/commercial model or a full blow fashionista with a heart of gold. I'm far from being a mom 'cause I got man parts and child bearing? Forget about it. Though I can be a commercial model, dude. I got the looks, but not that kind of look though. I would be limited in the "Before" roles for product comparisons. Fashionista? Dude, I let my parents/sister pick my clothes. Ain't nobody got time fo' that. well... at least I don't.

Y'all can see clearly now. The only thing I'm qualified based on what I've discussed above (I think) is having a heart of gold; but quite frankly, I have no idea what that means without looking it up on google. Does it mean I literally have Gold as a heart or is my heart as valuable as gold. -- Oh my, I think I figured it out. If it means the latter, then I don't have one. I am cold as ice, son. (trying to be manly)  -- Well, good thing I ain't trying to be a blogger or famous and y'all motherhunkers and jive turkeys shouldn't be reading this.